thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

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spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

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edwardspoonhands:

jtotheizzoe:

sci-universe:

Turns out a sphere of floating water makes the ultimate fisheye lens!
Vine by astronaut
Reid Wiseman

Vines… in… spaaaaaaace!

He’s got a fish-eye lens…he should make a rap video with a couple of friends. In Space! Waughmp Waughmp.

edwardspoonhands:

jtotheizzoe:

sci-universe:

Turns out a sphere of floating water makes the ultimate fisheye lens!
Vine by astronaut
Reid Wiseman

Vines… in… spaaaaaaace!

He’s got a fish-eye lens…he should make a rap video with a couple of friends. In Space! Waughmp Waughmp.

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